Locked down like a lobster in a mousetrap!

So I did the gig, I didn't have any material and I still got a few laughs.. The only thing I had planned on was to be able to feed off of the audience, but unfortunately they didn't want to play at all in the first half... The second half livened up a bit when I met a couple who had met online playing dungeons and dragons and the things that annoyed them most about each other were that the girl likes to pretend to be retarded whilst crossing the road and the guy always talks as if he is pingu. They were my saviours, and in a way I did achieve what I wanted, I got to talk to the audience and keep digging until I struck Gold.. well sort of..

Apart from the gig my day was ok as well, I met a nice young man who had just come out of prison, he wanted a cigarette at first, then his demands became a little more as he latched onto my wrist and complimented me on my watch, he then did't let go of my wrist demanding further inspection of this watch..I offered him my hat saying that it was cold out, he accepted this gratefully and went on his merry way. Now I'm not the sort of person to make quick assumptions on people. But I would say that he was a bit of a cunt! Also he may have had glaucoma but again im starting to think he was smacked off his tits.. Anyway as a bit of advice to you all, don't be nice to people, they just keep on wanting more and more from you.

                                           ( if you see this man, don't give him a cigarette)