Anyway, I was in Poundland a couple days ago and witnessed something I thought I would only ever hear in a joke, something so far fetched that I didn't think it would ever happen. A lady in front of me had 30 items and when the cashier said that's 30 pounds please the lady replied with, "i only have 20" then she picked up 2 items, put them to the side and asked " how much would it be if i put these 2 items back?!??! The cashier slightly lost her cool when she said " that would be ... ITS FUCKING POUNDLAND LOVE"
In the same shop I completely lost my shit when I seen an old lady in a mobility scooter reversing at about 1/2 MPH with one of those " beep beep beep beep CAUTION VEHICLE REVERSING beep beep beep beep" alarms going off.... There's just no need!!!
It did remind me of something I think of from time to time and it just makes me burst out laughing. I'm sure you have those moments yourself, where you will be Tesco or at a Funeral or something and you suddenly think of that one thing and burst out laughing.
I have two of these in particular but the one i am referring to happened around a year ago. Now I am not taking the piss out of the disabled in anyway here, it just struck me as really funny. There is this guy who lived in my home town named Paul, he used to be in the programme Holby City, he uses and electric wheelchair as does his partner ( not sure if they are still together or not ) anyway I seen him and his partner having a little argument in the street then suddenly she shouted something at him and went off up the hill towards there house and then Paul turned his wheelchair around and went off chasing her full throttle up the hill. they were both flat out about 1 yards distance between them, he's shouting "slow down, don't do this to me" as people are walking past them, and then as if by magic I think the most perfect piece of music came on in the pub garden i was sat in at the time watching this unfold, it was the song 'The Heat Is On' by Glenn Frey..
I feel really bad for laughing but you have to admit it's pretty fucking funny..
Also this week the City of Truro turned on its Christmas lights and 33,000 wankers turned up to make it really hard for me to go to the shop and buy some tramp juice , however I did see a midget pushing a Victorian style pram that was full of fruit, which made my evening.
(This is me singing my smash hit single 'I thought she was 18 ')
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